Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
by whipwhipnaenae December 08, 2020
To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?
Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.
DJ: Oh boy...
Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!
DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.
DJ: Oh boy...
Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!
DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
by djenki December 20, 2010
That V shaped muscle above a man's junk that is very defined on a fit guy that points to his doodle.
by zigmantas April 13, 2014
Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.
Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawker s.
by Kspesh June 14, 2007
by hellbilly92 March 04, 2012
Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.
Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone
by Xxiillyyxx October 01, 2019