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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.
Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?
by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020
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Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad
Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner
by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020
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Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.
I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.
by Novanova April 12, 2016
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Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.
Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013
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intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain
yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.
by crambup October 15, 2017
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boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner
Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro
by Big 1400 May 14, 2018
mugGet the boner geekedmug.

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