Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.

Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?

by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020

Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.

Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.

by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013

intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain

yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.

by crambup October 15, 2017

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018