the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
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When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind
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I was driving home from work after a long week, I was making good time until I was stuck behind the asshole.
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Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!
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