Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

black parents

unlike the the white parents they actually harm you. preferred weapons are sticks.

My black parents beat my ass last night

by realdefinition.org October 28, 2021

black roll

to be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday"

ZOMG!! thats the 4th time i've been black rolled today.

by tassysurfer April 20, 2011

Black mamboner

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.

Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner

by Phazze March 30, 2021

Black Horde

The groups of rabid doorbusters that lay waste to shopping malls on Black Friday.

The mall was in shambles after Friday's raid. The Black Horde always has its way. Always.

by kussese August 4, 2010

kangaroo black

when a black man gets caught having sex wit a white girl and he jumps out dat window

Jamel got caught fuckin' Tiffany and jumped out a two story window. That nigga be kangaroo black.

by Boblikescats123456789 October 31, 2014

Sirius Black

gayest bitch ever so gay i couldn’t even compare
maybe alina starkov could compare but that’s it
sirius is gay
gay as remus 😜

“damnnnnnn is that sirius black??!?! he’s so mega hot!!!”

“bitch what the fuck you know he’s GAY and in love with remus lupin!!!!”

“damn ur so right i could never compare to remus lupin the super hot dilf!!”

by genyasfuckbuddy August 20, 2021