attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2013

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balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

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Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016

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Balloon Knot

An act in which a guy will tie his foreskin into a knot, and began to pee, simulating the inflation of a balloon.

"Mike was in a good bit of pain since he tied his balloon knot to tight.

by Cracked out coconut July 31, 2022

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Hot Air Balloon

The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.

My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.

by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022

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