Jalapeno Bagel

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.

by G Money July 2, 2004

honey badger

a nastyass. a honeybadger is most likely to not give a shit. he takes what he wants and he will do anything to get it. even climb a tree. he is fearless and nothing can stand in his way.

woah! that guy is such a honey badger! he's legit!

by blacksnow23x August 12, 2011

Cum bagel

A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.

If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.

by TheLizM October 19, 2010

bagel test

a test about how relaible you are.

some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.

by conservative_rabbit March 27, 2011

badger

A homosexual man who frequents parkland or commons seeking gay sex with other like-minded individuals. From the expression 'looking for badgers' or 'badger watching' used by such individuals when questioned by the law.

Officer: 'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's all this then?

Respose: I'm just badger watching.

by jw2034 April 17, 2008

Hey Let's Bagel

I'm ready to go... Let's leave

when a party begins to suck... Let's Bagel

by Amanda November 4, 2004

badger

being a furry bear like creature that lives in a hole in the ground (or sett), that's what makes this the perfect counterpart to Beaver (who lives in a pile of sticks on a river or lake: a Dam)!

it doesn't make much sense, but it'll keep large audiences amused for minutes.

Badger!
Beaver!
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger Badger Badger!
Beaver Beaver Beaver!

by Flota September 17, 2005