Clear Backpack

Clear backpack is a term for describing a quiet kid. Usually how that the (at least) stereotype of a quiet kid needs one to prevent school shootings.

Please. If you see a quiet kid, treat that person with respect. Be nice to them. Nothing is worth the risk.

"See Todd over there? He needs a clear backpack."
"Yeah."

by BigGreasyFurry July 17, 2023

monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.

by seenbean August 1, 2023

motorcycle backpack

A person who rides on the back of a motorcycle is a "backpack"

A motorcycle backpack is a person who sits on the passenger seat of a motorcycle.

Girl: I wanna be a backpack so bad
Guy: hop on the back of my motorcycle

by Lebron Joseph July 15, 2024

tile backsplash

A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"

Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.

by 69chipmunks69 July 26, 2024

Shitpost Backpedalling

When you, in the moment, think you just posted the funniest thing online, but have second thoughts and eventually delete it after reviewing it thoroughly, typically by trying to see it from the perspective of the audience.

Wait, did Phil delete his Story, where he argued that Harry Potter shouldn't have been British? I wanted to send that to someone.

I guess he's shitpost backpedalling. I thought it was funny too.

by AndyMind February 25, 2024

Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.

As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”

by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024

Lime backpack

A person who used to be friendly but is now hostile and mad.

Some random Otaku just "kidnapped" my friend so he is now a lime backpack because of that.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024