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Eat a dick backwards

Intended to be an insult but eating a dick backwards is not possible.
Alex BIack is always telling the PCSO to eat a dick backwards because he’s going to prison forever.
by HollowayPCSO April 5, 2022
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Trim Tabs Backwards

When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.
Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.
by PappaLaker June 15, 2022
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North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
by Stycki12 March 8, 2023
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zyakuni in my backyard

a band who’s music you will love
damn, zyakuni in my backyard BLEW my mind
by _jared0708 June 16, 2023
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vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
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Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.
"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"
by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023
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free rio till its backwards

(v) a request to free the michigan based rap artist Rio Da Yung Og from prison.
Dave: free rio till its backwards
Ken: Yeah we need to get rio out of prison
by draw nedmak February 8, 2024
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