aspranchia

Term used to immediately end a fight.

Example:
Person 1: (angry)You forgot to buy the milk!
Person2: you no know what ASPRANCHIA!
(Ends argument)

by Illegirl October 12, 2017

Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

asper

hes hot.

someone : aspers hot
someone else : damn right

by thickyfroglet April 21, 2021

Asplundh

I work at asplundh

Asplundh

by anonymous March 4, 2022

wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

Flying Asparagus

The most hilarious Tic on Planet Earth

Greg: "Flying Asparagus!"

Me: *folds over laughing*

by buiscuttins February 3, 2013

Vaginal Aspergers

Chick who won't have sex during her period even though the guy wants to because her lady parts aren't in the proper state.

Went over to Trina's house last night but the bitch had vaginal aspergers and I couldn't stick it.

by Bronco Spurlock March 3, 2017