Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.
Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."
by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025
Get the Morning Mugmug. A mug wamper is a person who cannot make up his or her mind on which side of an argument or situation to support so they try to take both sides. They try to sit on the fence and consequently have their mug on one side of the fence and their wamper on the other.
I want the State to get the money generated from gambling but on the other hand I can't condone gambling which makes me a mug wamper since I cannot make up my mind which one to choose.
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