Simone is a very sarcastic yet nice and lovely boy, he's really smart and always raises his hand in class. He's got brown hair and brown eyes,an adorable smile and a laugh that could kill someone of fun. He can be a little violent of someone tries to tie his hair,but everybody still loves him tho.
by jojoposingrn November 22, 2021
Get the Simonemug. Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.
Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
by Wet Willy October 27, 2017
Get the Simonmug. by Salomien October 22, 2019
Get the Simonmug. a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga
simon is so sexy man
by johnshs September 28, 2021
Get the simonmug. A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
by big boy676 December 19, 2019
Get the Simonmug. got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.
fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022
Get the Simonmug.