Ian

Ian is a person who has endless craving for turtles. Whenever Ian sees a turtle it's already digested before you blink.

Guy 1: Where's my pet turtle?
Guy 2: Ian.

by VeryGoodSourceOfInformation March 2, 2025

Ian filby

Just a plain ordinary nonce.

He loves kids, so plain and simple if he sees a lonely kid he will forcefully molest them and

Viciously bum them.

Biggest kiddy fiddler

Ian filby

by HugoShmeat November 23, 2021

Ian

Someone who is the best at emotions, but doesnt have a crush. He is very good at sports, but misunderstood. He is the best kisser though.

Woah, Ian is so hot!

by iamagodatfootball October 17, 2018

ian

ian is a replacement to “ i ain’t”

you can find most people using this in twitter

“ian doing that” i ain’t doing that

by Evemarierosa September 29, 2023

Hug Ian Day

October 27 is Hug Ian Day

"Did you give Ian a hug yet? It's Hug Ian Day!"

by lil_nuggetyourdad October 27, 2022

Ian

The Pit

Ian touched the pit

by PItlord November 24, 2021

ian

a school shooter in the jrotc

omg is that ian , why does he smell

by mynameisian May 13, 2022