Alberta

Alberta. No rats. Well, most of the time. Cold for 8-10 months and either scorching hot or not quite hot enough for the rest. Snow in June and 20+ in February sometimes. Hail and mini tornadoes blow across the lands at least once or twice per year, and chinook winds make you feel like spring is coming when really you have about two months left. This is where Groundhog Day is rarely accurate and trucks rule the roads. Oil is a big industry but really, there's a lot more to it than just cold, oil and plains. The Rockies open the opportunity of skiing and snowboarding practically in your backyard, and 80% of small town raised boys are in Minor hockey. City folks pretend to be small town rednecks but really they don't know a thing about it. The stampede is annual no matter what (hell or high water). Edmonton oilers and Calgary flames, they hate each other but it's okay because despite it everything, deep down everyone knows they both suck. A great province with some major flaws but the local crowd are proud to be Albertan.

Alberta, too many words to describe this place.

by Erry bear September 5, 2013

Amber

The color of your energy

whoa ohh Amber is the color of our energy...Shades of gold displayed naturally

by Lola182 August 3, 2008

Alberta

A walking goddess. Gorgeous like a model, funny,easy to talk to and an amazing body

guy 1: check out that girl
guy 2: thats an alberta

by Greenrose May 15, 2009

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

Amber

1) A valuable gem.
2) Fossilised tree sap, sometimes contains preserved bugs.
3) A shade of Orange.
4) A girl's name. Coincidently, a nickname for the person who matters most to me....

I want to buy Amber an amber necklace :)

by Real Carl September 16, 2006

Albert

a complete idiotic asshole

He is such an Albert

by Alican September 9, 2006

amber

1. girls name -currently 102nd most popular name in the US
2. a fossilised resin
3. an atractive -sometimes seen as provocative- but mainly meant to be a pretty girl
4. for all those people -usually girls- who don't fit into usual groups like punk, emo, goth etc, generally different but in a good way

1. Amber
2. I really like that amber necklace in the mall
3. omg, that girl is all amber
4. Seriously, shes one in a million, 100% bonofide amber

by lizardboy September 24, 2008