Perf Alert

An alert for when a perfect situation arises.

PERF ALERT

by NotTheLiquor December 15, 2010

Silver Alert

A verbal warning shouted at onlookers when an old person's story has begun to wander off. Similar to an Amber Alert, but different.

Grandpa: "Bears? You want to hear a story about bears? So I was driving out on route 6, just past the old red barn, which used to be green before they painted it yellow, which i knew because i used to pick raspberries in the field behind the barn, which used to be a corn field after it was a civil war battlefield, blah, blah, blah..."

Jason: "Silver Alert!! He's lost the point again. Quick, everyone look around and try to find it!!"

Grandpa: "and coming back to my original point, I choked a bear to death with my bare hands."

by Walter Spiderman August 27, 2012

faggot alert

Used to tell everybody in the vicinity that a faggot/fag/fageteer/ has arrived

Hey guy-

FAGGOT ALERT GET OUT OF HEAR YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

by toilet struggler October 18, 2021

emergency alert system

That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.

Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by jellyfish bish December 24, 2021

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

Alberting

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.

"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.

by Valoo February 24, 2015

Kaeya Alberich

The hottest guy in all of genshin impact.

Kaeya Alberich? Oh yeah that hot guy in genshin impact. I wish I was him.

by kaeyaalberich August 4, 2021