Sad Puppy

When your stomach overlaps your pants, but it’s still cute

I ate way too much food, my sad puppy is showing through

by Smart-ass14 May 13, 2018

Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!

"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!

by Imapunkster February 18, 2012

bad puppy

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit, then proceeding to dunk the females head into the toilet bowl, rubbing her face in the shit.

When I gave that bitch a bad puppy she fucking drowned.

by Kembrew May 24, 2004

Puppies and Sunshine

A code word used for hard liquor. Ideal to keep the subject matter of your conversation discreet, and also at the party when you've consumed enough "puppies and sunshine" that the mere phrase makes you giggle.

Person A @ work: Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?
Person B @ work: It was all Puppies and Sunshine...

Person A @ party: Heyyy man, wantz sum more Puppies and SsunSshine?... (Person A subsequently falls into a deep sleep).

by Daniel J Holbrook February 3, 2010

ass puppy

A small turd. Used as an insult.

You're quite an ass puppy, Joey.

by Deep Toad June 25, 2005

slush puppy

a slush puppy is someone that is so romantic they do soppy things like put a towel in the dryer for they boyfriend/ girlfriend so its nice and warm for them when they get out of the shower

i cant help it i adore u im a helpless slush puppy ***big puup dawg eyes***

by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

japanese puppy

usually a panda,dragon,or lochnese monster

when did u see the japanese puppy at the zooo

by momohaah January 20, 2011