monkey pooch

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
by Mattrick McKennedy August 07, 2006
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Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.
What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey
by That guy over there too November 19, 2010
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retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town
Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 02, 2011
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sweater monkeys

Large female breasts, chesticles, boobies, knockers, tatas
dannnnng look at the sweater monkeys on that one!!!
by Eneget Essedat June 04, 2007
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Monkey Paw

(verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences.
She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.
by Coramis July 27, 2010
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arctic monkeys

the best damn band EVER.
thats all that needs to be said.
:)
and wtf is this "the guy smoking on the cover of the album will influence little kids"? uh little kids PROBABLY wont be listening to arctic monkeys!? would they.

arctic monkeys are a pretty sweet band
by goam April 18, 2006
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nigger monkey

a combination between "Nigger" and "Porch Monkey".

both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.

it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.
d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.

HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!
by SORRY! NOT GIVIN' MAHH NAME. November 20, 2007
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