A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
by Mattrick McKennedy August 07, 2006
Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.
What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey
by That guy over there too November 19, 2010
When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town
Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 02, 2011
by Eneget Essedat June 04, 2007
She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.
by Coramis July 27, 2010
the best damn band EVER.
thats all that needs to be said.
:)
and wtf is this "the guy smoking on the cover of the album will influence little kids"? uh little kids PROBABLY wont be listening to arctic monkeys!? would they.
thats all that needs to be said.
:)
and wtf is this "the guy smoking on the cover of the album will influence little kids"? uh little kids PROBABLY wont be listening to arctic monkeys!? would they.
by goam April 18, 2006
a combination between "Nigger" and "Porch Monkey".
both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.
it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.
both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.
it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.
d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.
HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!
HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!
by SORRY! NOT GIVIN' MAHH NAME. November 20, 2007