Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.

I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.

by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023

Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.

Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle

by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011

Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.

He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.

by Stewy13 July 29, 2025

Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

by Trelios May 29, 2020

junk mail

Glory holing through a mail slot.

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!

by 203628 April 20, 2011

Billy Bob Junk

Someone who lives in a trailer and supports Donald Trump

Who's that Billy Bob Junk over there? Looks like he could use a pickup on his hygiene.

by EazyE$teezy September 14, 2020

Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011