Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

Your Father

non existent or not real

"santa is as fake as your father"

by anonymous December 24, 2022

Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.

Your father is the wife of your mom

by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022

Father Silas

The founder of the religion, Khan Academy. The religion was founded in February 2022 and currently has between 5-15 members.

Father Silas is the father of Khan Academy.

by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022