Fathers Hello

To leave suddenly.

Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*

by Z_ee December 8, 2023

Baby Father

What white people call their baby daddy.

“ Isn’t that Jessica’s baby daddy”

“ Girl Jessica is white, that’s her baby father…get it right.”

by Sluttymcslutslut94 March 1, 2025

Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids

Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr

by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Yes Father

A gay church porn series for the homos and the melon munchin coons

I love Yes Father !

by YesFather.com December 27, 2022

Carry the son over father

A term that describes a son that passes away while the father is still alive. This term can be literal with carrying the coffin, or a metaphor that describes the loss of a loved on way before their time.

Oh man, that’s rough. Poor guy, nobody should have to carry the son over father like that. I hope he’s okay. If he needs anything and i mean anything please let me know.

by Galactic White Hat May 5, 2024

Shitty Father

A father who moves to another country and leaves his children emotionally damaged and who can not see problems in themselfs. "Nothing wrong with me mate"

Fuck you shitty father

Sorry dude I'm dealing with shitty father problems

by How gay art thow May 24, 2022