Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Father

Never heard of him. Isn't he a mythical being?
Other names: dad, milk buyer, mythical creature.

Man, my fathers still lookin for milk.

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020

Father

The male parent

I love my father!

by Faerie_the_Original July 06, 2023

Father

A father is someone who cares for a child such a feeding the child.

Damien was his father.

by Dcde April 02, 2021

Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

by RazeUsAll December 20, 2021