tuesday

Essentially the Rapture without the ascension, Tuesday is an event where everything bad goes down

Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

Cornhub Tuesday

Cornhub Tuesday is Tuesday but you go on cornhub and look at corn or buy corn

Somebody:yo it’s tuesday

You:*cornhub Tuesday,now let’s get some corn

by Wjbu herold June 28, 2021

Dirty Tuesday

When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.

I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass

by JeromeandOrome August 21, 2022

it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.

“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”

by honalele August 21, 2022

Cheerio tuesdays

Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum

Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday

Tweaky Tyler: why

Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit

Tweaky Tyler: fairs

by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022

Train Tuesday

Train Tuesday is where we celebrate trains and always have to use trains and not another transportation vehicles

Hey dude guess what!
Your gay?
No you dumbass, It is Train Tuesday

Oh.
Cool right?
Yeah I guess so…

by Harrison_Ford_Real September 1, 2022

Titty Tuesday

A Titty Tuesday is a really good Tuesday as opposed to a Shitty Tuesday. Titties are good and shitty is just shitty.

“I’m having a Titty Tuesday” “We supposed to be having a titty Tuesday not a shitty Tuesday”

by Dgrace May 3, 2022