squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.

I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!

by Whiskey B May 31, 2017

curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.

Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!

by cj9617 June 3, 2016

Squirrel tunnel

Tunnels in which squirrels live.

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.

by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009

Scottish squirrel

The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.

"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"

"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"

by el_viagra May 7, 2022

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019