Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

garret wester

The best teacher ever.

Garret Wester: Shut your mouths!

by Jl2768 May 16, 2022

Spaghetti western

Getting Rick rolled by XYZBra to look up spaghetti Western

I feel stupid because I just looked up spaghetti western on urban dictionary

by XYZBra August 30, 2022

Spaghetti western

I got Rick rolled into looking up spaghetti western by XYZBra

I feel stupid because I looked up spaghetti western on urban dictionary

by XYZBra August 30, 2022

The western tripod experience

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander

Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.

by Pigsu February 4, 2023

The western spittle

when I yank your hair back and when you go to say owww I spit in your mouth

During mating season, Channings will typically start with " the western spittle" to assert dominance and control

by Aunt Fancy November 12, 2022

The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.

Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022