woke

Anything Republicans don't like

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad

by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

Woke

Some guy who wants justice

“Financial institutions just want our money!”
“Don’t listen to him. He’s woke.”

by Friez_ January 29, 2024

Woke

A person or a thing that’s pushing an agenda to normalize things that are not normal. The LGBTQIA+ community (no cisgender heterosexuals allowed, allies only), the false idea that there are more than two genders refusing to believe XX and XY chromosomes exist (non-binary), adding unnecessary pronouns to games, inserting or replacing a person of color into any form of media where they don’t belong or were originally white (black samurai in Assassin’s Creed Shadows, live-action The Little Mermaid), powerful women that are superior to men in every way. (A strong female character isn’t necessarily a bad thing if implemented correctly like Stellar Blade or Tomb Raider but making them untouchable and only another woman can defeat them is what makes it a problem, like the live-action Mulan). Making female characters less attractive to relate to “real women” and censoring or changing original content when making a new game or remastering a beloved classic (woman in Silent Hill 2 remake, Final Fantasy 8 or the ending in live-action Aladdin)

Woke gamers make up about 1 in 5 gamers, yet most AAA game developers are pandering towards them by inserting these ideas into their games which almost always ruins them. Dragon Age Veilguard being a prime example.

“Go woke, go broke.” “This video game is woke.” “This movie is woke.” “This person is woke.”

by JustSomeConcernedGuy December 9, 2024

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

Woke

Promoting contrived progressive diversity under the guise of equality and/or tolerance.

"Disney just made remade their white character into a black transgender lesbian."
"That's so woke!"

by Goombah111 May 25, 2024

Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.

Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"

by ZackAkai July 11, 2024