Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain

yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.

by crambup October 15, 2017

Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.

Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.

by DaveCorpUSA July 14, 2014

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012

Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.

Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?

by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020