Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!

Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!

by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018

Windows 7

Most overrated operating system in the history of mankind.

Windows 7 is just Windows Vista: Less Shitty Edition.

by mhmdv July 28, 2018

windows 6

we have 6 windows in our classroom.

man these computers have windows 69

by ¯＼(º_o)/¯ December 6, 2018

Windows+L

Press Windows+L to win 4000 vbucks in Fortnite. It's totally free.

He has pressed Windows+L and he won his Vbucks

by Flo - Fan December 30, 2018

Windows 7

An outdated piece of crap used by people who think car companies “don’t build ‘em like they used to”
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.

I ran SFC /scannow on Windows 7 but it says some system files couldn't be repaired.

Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

Windows 2000

See satan

Satan will come in 2000. It’s form: Microsoft’s new operating system, WINDOWS 2000

by DictionaryOfficial January 20, 2019

Windows 101

The same as Windows 2001 and Windows XP.

My computer used to be Windows 101

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019