mhmdv's definitions

Syd Barrett

Overrated hack.

Pink Floyd became a better band when Syd Barrett left.

by mhmdv August 16, 2018

Bank

Temples if capitalism.

When Voltaire said "If you want to know who controls you, look at who you're not allowed to criticize" he surely meant banks.

by mhmdv August 28, 2018

Windows 7

Most overrated operating system in the history of mankind.

Windows 7 is just Windows Vista: Less Shitty Edition.

by mhmdv July 28, 2018

Quora

A site where it's residents are overly obsessed with Steve Jobs and Elon Musk. Even more than said persons' families.

An average Quora question: Have you ever met with a celebrity?

I met with Steve Jobs in a coffee shop. After I give him a blowjob in coffee toilet he told me to buy an iPhone.

by mhmdv June 26, 2018