Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis

Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel

by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025

Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink

Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash

by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025

Weasel Field

Weasel field is a place found in St. Louis, Missouri and was once known as the top Sandlots in the nation. At Weasel Field, you will find a diverse crowd. Anyone and everyone is welcome to. When it first started, the group would play 5 v 5 baseball. This might be the only place where you find a guy smoking a cigarette while pitching. There are numbers of legends at this site and if you ever want to laugh just go watch a game at Weasel Field. When someone hits a home run there is a good chance the ball might hit a car, because Christy Street is basically the outfield bleachers. And if you hit a car, you better make sure to run. Weasel Field will go down in history as one of the historic sites in the St. Louis area.

Hey man you wanna go play baseball at Weasel Field?

by Finaqu February 27, 2017

Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager October 21, 2015

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017