a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!
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disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
by wildlife101 February 19, 2017
Get the snow weasel mug.Weasel field is a place found in St. Louis, Missouri and was once known as the top Sandlots in the nation. At Weasel Field, you will find a diverse crowd. Anyone and everyone is welcome to. When it first started, the group would play 5 v 5 baseball. This might be the only place where you find a guy smoking a cigarette while pitching. There are numbers of legends at this site and if you ever want to laugh just go watch a game at Weasel Field. When someone hits a home run there is a good chance the ball might hit a car, because Christy Street is basically the outfield bleachers. And if you hit a car, you better make sure to run. Weasel Field will go down in history as one of the historic sites in the St. Louis area.
by Finaqu February 27, 2017
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by Samsam240 October 6, 2016
Get the one eyed purple headed womb weasel mug.a person who has the characteristics of a weasel but his perception of life has compelled him into the grimier side of life. His focus is predominantly involved in deep conversations creating his own peculiar perception of reality that we call life.
i knew that joe was a proper lad, but after spending time with him on his profound level, in intermit conversation, i realised he was a real grime weasel
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by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016
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