Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Waked

It's if woke ppl were woke.

Escort: i can't shag beadro he's too waked
Maher: Ah yes yes

by Paul Climent July 9, 2019

Wankers

Wankers are hot

Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers

by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019

Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.

"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020

Wanker

A man jerking his erect penis

Oi you wanker

by Uranium 420 August 24, 2020

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020