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wacktangle

1. (noun) A rectangle with no right angles. That's wack.
2. (adjective) Describes an object or situation that is as wack as a rectangle with no right angles. Wacktangular.
Ex1:
Ever since my friend Jess found out she is pregnant, she has been drinking 3 liters of goat urine to help her baby get essential vitamins. But it turns out that goat urine increases the risk of your baby being born Chinese. That's kinda' wacktangular.

Ex2:
Herman cheated on his wife of 98 years with a young prostitute from Venezuela. Instead of telling his wife that he contracted herpes and the clap, he gave her both and blamed them on her. Jeff is a wacktangle!
by not_a_wacktangle February 13, 2013
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Wackawackawacka

The art of giving a girl oral. Lad points are earned if you make the noise while doing it.
She loved the wackawackawacka last night!
by ajs1207 October 10, 2014
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wackjobbery

Of, or related to, being a wackjob.
The thoughts or actions of someone generally considered by society as being contrary to societal norms.
That guy standing on the street corner is preaching wackjobbery about how aliens are coming to wipe out humanity! What a lunatic!
by Reverend_Dude January 19, 2018
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wackledackledoodle

A Wackledackledoodle is slang for penis
“The kings Wackledackledoodle“
by DavidRush UwU November 27, 2019
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Wacky Head

"Wacky Head" is a term used by the most intellectual chavs, its origins lie in it being uttered by a British 5 year old.

The meaning of the word is currently unknown but it is assumed to be derogatory due to the context.
15 year old get out (5 year old)

5 year old shut up wacky head

everyone except 5 year old ahah ahaha
by Mild Curry November 30, 2019
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wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.
zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020
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Wackadaisical

Exceedingly wack, far too wack to even joke about.
"That motherfucker eats babies"
"Oh word?"
"Yah"
"Wackadaisical"
"Mmhm.."
by IEatDirtTrustMe August 23, 2020
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