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Vegan

by Carnivore69 June 20, 2021
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Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"
"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."
by Maya Ari February 28, 2017
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Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.
"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"
by Rrrrect January 11, 2015
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Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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vegan popper

(Vegan popper) when a nicotine vape and THC vape are simultaneously sucked.

(Similar to a traditional popper but electronic)
can I borrow your vape so I can take a vegan popper
by - dashmastaflash March 21, 2023
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perfect vegan

Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts
My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals
by CAMRA man July 12, 2019
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