the ultimate nasty

When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!

"Dude, I just got out of the shower and felt so clean, but then I had to do the ULTIMATE NASTY!!"

by Bangbot2016 May 30, 2016

Ultimate Sigma

A person who is better, more powerful than a regular sigma. Nobody dares to mess with them, as it will go down bad.

" Bro, look at that ultimate sigma! He is scary for real."

by pixade.dictionary April 23, 2024

ultimate sigma male

every guy named hunter ever

person 1: yooo that dude is a ultimate sigma male!
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter

by skibidi toilet is the goat May 29, 2024

Ultimate lifeform

A being far beyond our realm

Chaos will be controlled with a Finger snap for i am the ultimate Lifeform

by SonicReaper October 29, 2018

Ultimate Frisbee

Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.

Don’t you hate ultimate frisbee?

by average heretic March 8, 2023

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

ultimate ball

the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.

how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.

by dav17a June 23, 2010