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ultimate ball

the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.
by dav17a June 23, 2010
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ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way
look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street
by ontherox October 13, 2011
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the ultimate user

This is the most powerful card in existance nothing can counter or damage it. This card instantly disables and destroys every enemy card no matter what their description says it also deflects all attacks no matter what deflected attacks deal infinte damage. This card requires another card to be awoken.
Me: ur gay
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you
by Mr.PissShitHead June 5, 2018
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ultimate single jingle

An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.
by Irishpint December 7, 2010
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Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
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Ultimate lifeform

A being far beyond our realm
Chaos will be controlled with a Finger snap for i am the ultimate Lifeform
by SonicReaper October 29, 2018
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Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman in which they assume a 69 position yet instead they eat the respective persons ass and then proceed to make out after the ass eating is concluded.
Me and Pat were doing some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and I felt very evil afterwards?
by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024
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