pennsylvania tuxedo

When an Amish man ejaculates on a black woman's chest

After my daily chores I gave a Pennsylvania tuxedo to my third wife.

by The banker April 18, 2017

tundra

another word for cool, awesome, or sweet. used when describing something bordering on orgasmic. the new "da bomb"

"oh my gawd, did you see John's new shoes?"
"I know! They are soo tundra"

by r money July 22, 2006

Tuner

An enlarged hot wheels car made from the plastic from melted down barbie dolls with a motor the size of a soda bottle. Usually people who buy these 95 hp stock pieces of garbage they found outside walmart with for sale window painted onto them, tend to put a turbo on them bigger than the actual motor. You can usually spot one of these "tuners" by either noticing their flamboyant flourescent paint jobs, which for a street racing vehicle is somehow hard to spot by police, or the massive 12" subwoofers bumping music as loud as possible as if anybody wants to hear it also, that is if you cant see the rudder flap of a 747 they bolted to the trunk to increase the "downforce" for their front wheel drive cars, which makes sense because an origami car made from phonebook paper weighs more than these things. most of the time you can hear these cars starting from over a mile away when the folgers can attached to their exhaust starts spewing probably the most obnoxious sound of a pack of illegal mexicans with their leafblowers at full blast. You may even find a fire extinguisher bolted to the car in plain view because lord only knows when all that "horsepower" will get under control. They weigh a whole 50 pounds and are capable of hitting rpm's of 10 grand because of the 4 ridiculously small pistons . be sure if you plan to build one of these vehicles to avoid all the bugs that you may hit while driving because they can easily total your vehicle. Any japanese economy car built for those in a financial situation where they cannot afford a quality vehicle or the gas to power a quality vehicle, with more money put into the vehicle than the car itself is actually worth

Child 1: Hey look at that oversized hot wheel!!

Owner of vehicle: Dude that's my tuner wtf!!
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Any japanese economy car built for those in a finacial situation where they cannot affor a quality vehicle or the gas to power a quality vehicle, with more money pt into the vehicle than the car itself is actually worth

by Any Man With Half a Brain March 11, 2009

tunebogganing

to get super 'tuned' up (drunk), and go tobogganing. Mostly seen in the Great White North (Canada), and more specifically Sunnidale Park in Barrie, Ont.

Carl - Let's go tunebogganing today?

Gil - Thats not a question is it?

Carl - Of course not, LCBO then go.

Gil - Call up the homies, it's about to go down.

by St. Joe's Hoe's Bro's December 9, 2010

tune that

acknowledgment of a great song, confirmation of the song name.

*Drake's new single comes on the radio*

guy1: is this drizzy?

guy 2: yea man, tune that!

by @ $ # ! ]< October 30, 2010

Tune Zapping

The act of playing completely unrelated songs, sometimes just to hear a particular part of a song, and then quickly changing to a different one.
This happens for example at parties when some idiot gets his/her hands on spotify or youtube.

Tune Zappers have a tendency to get very defensive and will not give up easily their position of "self-elected DJ".

They have to be kept away from the source of music at all costs.

who the hell is Tune Zapping from my laptop?

by Father Bacchus March 20, 2011

Tuked

Pronounced (tooked). Meaning screwed or fucked over. Name derived from a 1970's children's TV show whose host was later convicted of child molestation. To be taken advantage of or tricked into doing something awful for little or no money.

How did they talk me into doing this roof for free, I got tuked.

We got tuked on that last job. It just wouldn't end.

by Willy5007 July 7, 2011