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dull tool

Someone who isn't capable of understand, or isn't smart enough to understand. A person who doesn't get the current situation
"You're such a dull tool, how can you not underst and to what I'm saying?"
by Imortal_tail October 10, 2017
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VN TOOL

Vn tool is for dirty low life infected scutts who think there good enough to represent or to be known as.
Guy: hey have you seen Vn johnny?

Girl:vn johnny, what a joke he had to take down his pic off Fb cause it wasn't even him, what a Vn tool
by Advise 36 April 16, 2020
mugGet the VN TOOLmug.

Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.
It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.
by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020
mugGet the Farming Toolsmug.

tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018
mugGet the tool apronmug.

Tool Squad

Singular: tool squadee

a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.

The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
Bob: So then I said-

John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.

(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)

Bob: *whew* That was close.

Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.

Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014
mugGet the Tool Squadmug.

Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.
Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!
by iammatt9 July 31, 2009
mugGet the Tool Garagemug.

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe
She's a decking tool!!
by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017
mugGet the decking toolmug.

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