Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018

OK, where

a response to fuck you. Often used by US. Marines as a response to being flipped off.

GySgt. Williams: Fuck you, sir! You’re not getting that promotion to E-7 with that ugly-ass shaving profile!
SSgt. Purdy: OK, where, GySgt.

by kinghiroichi1 December 22, 2024

Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.

*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass

by Donovan and Keoki roadhome kid May 30, 2018

Where will you be

And I'm quoting myself here "It makes you hate yourself... It makes you hate your family..."

Hym "Where will you be when it happens? In the comfort of your own home. Watching TV with your wife? Will your inability to protect your kids from what is happening to me, cost you your own life? Or like in the case of the Waukesha stabbing, with it be at the hands of your child? This is why you just do what I tell you to do."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2025

Where is the general location of Gabriella

This is another way to say the common joke of "Where's gaby" it makes it 10x more funny but also amplifies the pure dumbass that the joke originally was

Guy 1"You're fat seth"
Seth"I-i, FUCK WHERE IS THE GENERAL LOCATION OF GABRIELLA GUY 1"

by Wheres gaby February 27, 2022

where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024