Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011

Madders Junk

Some say TotallyMadders Junk in the trunk is soop big he in fact needs 3 super truck trailers to carry it all. A mere act of him crossing the street has to be planned weeks in advance with city planning, traffic department, fire department, emergency reponse unit and the militairy. Legend has it that no female ever left his presence without walking out like a cowboy with tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face.

Have you heard the legend of Madders Junk?

by Infallable Word June 11, 2018

flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.

i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!

by topdog14 September 19, 2016

Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016

Junk rush

a multitude of unsolicited genital photos sent at once

Edmond Junk rushed me last Monday on insta.

by Streckdog69 January 21, 2024

Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?

Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.

by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024