Beef hearts

Baked beans.

Beef hearts? They might be baked beans now but they'll be farts in half an hour.

by Pirate Bird August 24, 2010

Beef Surprise

When receiving a Blumpkin, before both shitting and busting, the receiver quickly stands up and turns around, mashing his cheeks into the face of the giver, thus shitting all over there face.

"I was just giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, and he totally shit all over my face! I hate beef surprises."

"Be careful when giving your man a blumpkin, he may give you a beef surprise instead."

by TacoTuesday12 June 15, 2014

Teri Beef

An extremely floppy or giant labia. Not desirable by most men, unless you are really really...rrreeaaalllyyy into "eating out" at locations serving terry beef and wouldn't mind it for desert as well...with your date...and her ugly ass teri vagina.
Origin:west side island of Kauai.
AKA, Gefilte Fish (if Labia is of lighter origin)

(wind blows)
*flap*flap*flap*
Guy:Do you hear a flag???
Girl: no, it's my teri beef.
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by grate white October 13, 2011

shredded beef

adj./inter.

An attractive young honey, often one with a particularly fly figure.

Nigga you peep dat shit? Fuck son, dat shit was shredded beef!

by Reng June 11, 2008

roast beef

The Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

Person 1: I want roast beef for dinner.
Person 2: Roast beef?
Person 1: Yes, the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

by eridani0x July 29, 2007

Captain Beef

A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?

We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.

by Nick D November 3, 2003

Beef Wellington

Where a guy/girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth.

That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.

by imnotme January 21, 2010