Walleyed Titties

Perky breasts with off-center nipples pointing in opposing directions (not necessarily unattractive).

Man, dat bitch I wuz with last night had some fine Walleyed Titties!

by The Scrounge November 23, 2009

start the reactor titties

Breasts that slant towards each side with large brown nipples that talk to you when you suck on them. They are considered highly hallucinogenic and can cause you to think you're part of a conspiracy on Mars.

As i began to peer down her shirt noticed the possiblity that Jen might have "start the reactor titties."

by dogbert12 October 24, 2011

the titties

fantastic looking breasts

"you like Carmen?"
"yeah man, she's got the titties."

by k streezy April 6, 2009

metallic titties

nipples, when painted silver with a silver permanant marker

1:lets get some metallic tites for the swim meet guys!
2: METALLIC TITES!!!!!!!!!
1:i dont want to work i jsut wana bang on boobies
2:you horny fuck! drrr zibbi-zibbah

by cockblock July 24, 2004

dungeon titties

an extremely unsavory set of tits, saggy and/or miss-shaped.

hey man you see that set of dungeon titties on that perryman princess!?

by borntwiztid January 12, 2009

Envelope Titties

When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.

Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!

by chabooksauce February 24, 2009

25 titties on the dresser

An expression used to mean roughly that one has a lot of women at his disposal, mainly for sexual purposes. Probably derived from the DJ DMD song 25 lighters.

B - Yo Tyrone, you gettin' pussy nowadays?
T - Hell yeah, B. I got 25 titties on the dresser, yessir.

by Carl Mygind November 23, 2011