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Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.
This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.
by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023
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Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance
Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.
by L2deuce August 7, 2012
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vag-oplasty

Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.
Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.
by A.E.M.D. January 23, 2008
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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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Vag Scoop

The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).
"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"
by illegally_sexy August 18, 2011
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Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.
Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!
by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011
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Vag-triloquist

When a woman can flex her vagina and talk in another voice at the same time to mimic it talking 🤣
Did you see the Vag-triloquist in the peep show? Ya, the crowd had the funniest expression on their face when it started smoking a cigarette
by Missing link🐒 May 10, 2020
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