rusty bedspring

when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.

Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.

by Ninja LOVER June 20, 2008

Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!

Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

rusty ralph

when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.

Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.

Guy 2: No way man

Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know

by Danney J December 13, 2006

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015

Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013

A RUSTY CARL

When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents

Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.

by Mikechi October 22, 2010

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007