0nly pans

Mildly comedic, faceless, multi platform internet chef. Catch phrases include Smoke Meat Not Meth and Food Porn

0nly pans makes incredible dishes.

by anonymous May 19, 2022

sausage pan

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.

You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true

by anonymous May 22, 2022

Pan

simp

dont be a pan

by !??@# May 24, 2022

pan tree

A big apple tree, but instead of apples on it, there's pans on it.

The gardener picks the fresh pans off the pan tree.

by AStrunkMan69 May 25, 2022

Pan

Pan is short for pansexual, meaning you are attracted to a dish commonly used to fry eggs, sausage, and pancakes/j

Gets a pan out to cook pancakes
My pan friend pulling his cock out
“Omg, moss put your cock away, this is the smallest pan I own.”

by Ghost fucked your mum April 1, 2022

Ceiling pan

Slang term for a pansexual who is a top.

I tried to hook up like this guy last night but he was such a fucking ceiling pan.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.

by hay gay November 4, 2021

Pan

pan is the most beautiful friend anyone can ask for, she has big tits and a nice round ass

damn bro have u seen pan's tits

by whoasked? November 9, 2021