One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010
Get the sneaking jesusmug. by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013
Get the Jesus breadmug. The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.
by Joreth November 16, 2011
Get the Jesus Chickenmug. by Pray4rain October 24, 2010
Get the Jesus Antennamug. A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.
My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.
by Jessica June 13, 2005
Get the pull a jesusmug. when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.
Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
by hick101 October 20, 2010
Get the brown jesusmug. by EduardoD January 21, 2009
Get the De Jesusmug.