Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

Industry Gardener

An Industry Gardener is someone who appears out of nowhere to defend or hype up an obvious Industry Plant. Industry Gardeners mostly do this on social media platforms like Twitter, with their posts usually garnering several thousand likes.

"Why are we all hating on Obvious Industry Plant all of a sudden? Obvious Industry Plant hate is so forced" said the Industry Gardener

by EvenEEven June 1, 2025

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

Garden streaker

Any wwe fan who thinks going to every MSG house show since 1988 is an accomplishment

Keith and Ivan are a bunch of garden streakers...vlad is an exception

by Hawk tuah57 June 19, 2024

Carroll Gardens

Neighborhood of Brooklyn on the other side of the Gowanus from Park Slope. Used to be mostly Italians but now it's just rich white hipsters in tiny million dollar apartments. There's a pizzeria on basically every block right along with a stupidly expensive coffee shop for all the hipsters. Home to Carroll Park where all the popular rich kids from Park Slope and the surrounding area do drugs.

Carroll Gardens is the most boring neighborhood ever unless you like $20 coffee or illegal drugs.

by the internet, personified May 19, 2024

Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021