"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
by listenkid November 23, 2009
Get the ripped van winkelmug. He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.
gotta love him.
gotta love him.
Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010
Get the Darryl Van Hornemug. The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.
Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!
Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!
Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!
by pedobeargrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 25, 2011
Get the pedo vanmug. recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
Get the florida rape vanmug. To appear randomly in the background of someone's vacation photos.
Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
My wife and I were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.
by Benny Peme September 6, 2010
Get the van der Slootmug. aka Dick van Dyke Dupe
Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.
Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".
Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.
Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.
Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".
Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.
Why do we sleep? Scientifically speaking.
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped
Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped
Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"
by Puppy Zwolle May 26, 2017
Get the Dick van Dupemug. The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.
by Spiderman3 February 2, 2019
Get the Robert Van Winklemug.