two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.

"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."

by Chesnikk January 26, 2009

forty-two

What you get when you multiply six by nine.

What do you get when you multiply six by nine? Forty-two.

by Steve May 21, 2004

two way

A situation during intercourse in which a woman involved in an orgy with two men has one man penetrating her from the front while the other man penetrates her from the back. This can also happen with two women, in which both women are wearing strap ons, penetrating the targeted woman from both the front and back. It can also happen with a man, and a woman wearing a strap on.

The three lesbians were making out naked, when two of them put on strap ons and gave the remaining lesbian a two way. It gave her an instagasm.

by Black_Spade June 29, 2008

Two T's

a female who has tattoos and also have a nice pair of titties

Me and a friend was at a bar drinking our beer when this fine looking Two T's came in. She was a brunette who had tattoos on her upper arms and her breasts was popping out of her tank-top.

by Thieng May 22, 2011

two and heif

Two and a half I assume.

Hey Dylan, you seem to have two and heif oranges sitting on your girlfriends chest. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend...

by bad_toad May 3, 2005

two for a dollar

A common phrase used in a game of pickup-basketball after one person makes a long range jumper and a member of the opposing team offers to give them a dollar if they make the shot again from the same spot.

(Danny makes a 3-pointer)
"Ohhh, Danny finna go two for a dollar?"

by AFlockOfRavens March 3, 2018

two-pumps

done in two pumps

Neil "two pumps" kendrick

by Wayne jackson May 13, 2004