Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008

Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.

Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!

by Sloth23 June 20, 2008

Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.

Mike Wheeler... idk

by kjp06 June 16, 2020

little mike

The most gay person ever. He will sick you off for 20$. He is always touching people in public.

Damn. Little Mike does the best blowjobs

by DangBoi September 17, 2016

Mike honcho

Watch talladega nights

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho

by Mike honcho0 September 17, 2022

mike thighson

A term used to describe an especially obese person

Yo you saw that guy!
How could I miss that Mike Thighson he was huge!

by rumpylstilskin September 29, 2006