Hello Kitty

When a cat surprise rapes a man

Helloooo! Kitty!?

I loved cats, until I got Hello Kitty

by kananakook May 29, 2009

kitty bling

A womans vagina that has an odor.

Damn, fool. That bitch has some serious kitty bling.

by Tom1234 March 28, 2007

Hello Kitty

This is when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and doesn't know she's a "squirter" until it's "too late".

I took that hot bitch home from the bar and went down on her but she pulled a hello kitty on my ass.

by Chicagodan November 15, 2011

kitty wash

To assist in washing another person's privates (vagina)

Betsy - "I'm not feeling very fresh, I need to freshen up."
Ashlyn - "Do you need a kitty wash?"

by Pterodactyl82 September 3, 2022

kitty komplex

When one accidentally mistakes one type of pussy for the other.

"I don't know why, Doc, but whenever I'm fucking her, she just meows at me."
"Carl, YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR CAT. It's a part of the Kitty Komplex you have that we discussed last session."

by McRibbed For Your Pleasure December 17, 2020

hello kitty

the most common type of sleep paralysis demon. also in some mediterranean areas it is used as very offensive curse word.

kid: hello kitty
teacher: IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE EXPELLED?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOM! THERE'S A HELLO KITTY IN MY ROOM! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

piss kitty

A skunk. Term from the mid-west US.

I ran over a piss kitty and my car smelled horrible.

by dkvjbrjkgbw December 30, 2013