by YusufT19 December 28, 2018
In the gacha gaming community, a dolphin is a person who spends a moderate amount of money for their gacha games on a regular basis, but nowhere near the levels a whale may be able to attain.
While mileage may vary depending on community and game, dolphins are estimated to spend a few tens in a game per month on average.
While mileage may vary depending on community and game, dolphins are estimated to spend a few tens in a game per month on average.
"This game has messed up my finances. I'm done being a whale for pictures of waifus, now I'm downgrading to a dolphin for my bank account's sake!"
by QParrot September 07, 2024
1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
by wonderfins February 22, 2019
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The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
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