Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle

I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat

by pats fan88 June 6, 2017

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Brady

A tall sexy man who’s smile makes every woman in a 15 meter area take off their clothes. He has a big stick and is very skillful with it. He swings it around with such expertise and can thrust right into you easily. He has a big reputation with his massive stick. Everyone knows about his stick. And he knows it.

Jay: Oh, that’s a big stick that must be a Brady.

Jesse: Look at the way he swings it around. It’s mesmerizing.

Jay: I want him to use that stick on me… drools.

by MasterThrustYummy November 22, 2021

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Brady

Brady is that guy that has the most sexy blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Every girl he meets is blown away by his awesomeness. He is probably the most funny guy you will meet. He is very kind, caring and every chick in 3 zip codes can feel his presence almost like how you can smell your moms cooking as soon as you walk in the door. Oh yeah did I mention he can whoop anyone’s tail in 2.00845 seconds.

Did you see that Brady kid? Yes I knew I could smell that sweet aroma of awesomeness.

by Bjh05 June 1, 2020

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Brady

a gay boy that literally always asks for food and kinda be kinda selfish and mean sometimes but everyone still loves him. he’s so fun to hang with. some girls call him “brad” for fun but he doesn’t really like it lol

“That dude is cool.”
“Yeah that’s Brady!”

by user73927299 November 24, 2018

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Brady

A person who speaks of having knowledge on a subject and states they have experience without possessing said qualities.

The worst kind of provider is one that says he can do it. But can't. Don't be a Brady.

by MANDALORIANMEDIC April 30, 2021

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Tom Brady

As long as he sees another record to break (oldest quarterback in NFL history), he's likely to try and break it before he retires, based on the way he does things. This talk of retirement and changing of the guard by vicious people is just talk, since some people have already tried to talk Cam Newton into retiring (trying to convince him that he's already over the hill) and he's over a decade younger than Tom Brady, just now reaching the average age of an NFL quarterback. Tom Brady is not everybody's favorite quarterback, but he hasn't changed, he still plays like he's in his 20's. Besides a change of guard some people seem to want to see badly, there's nothing keeping Tom Brady or any other quarterback from playing as long as he wants to until he is ready to move on to the next chapter of his life on his own terms, not if it is what they truly love to do. You don't let people talk you out of doing something you love, that doesn't do anybody around you any good, it doesn't make anybody stronger.

Not everybody is going to like or agree with everything about the legacy of Tom Brady, but even the people that want a new guard rushed in, if they are being honest with themselves, are curious about how far the wheels can go before they fall off, and they know deep down that they aren't falling off yet, they're not done yet. They might even have a long way to go still, a lot of mileage to add. Tom Brady nearly pulled off another Super Bowl LI yesterday, it just went the other way this time on being decided by a field goal. The guy wasn't in his 40's for Super Bowl LI, and yet nothing about his playing has changed since then, he's still the same person, and there's not going to be a point where playing against his team is going to be an easy task.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

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