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Bow Track and Field

I really wish we were as cool as Bow Track and Field
by Mostqualifiedtodefinewords April 30, 2024
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Tracks

Nothin but sweet sweet cigarettes.

8/10, pretty cool spot but too many nitties
Also second home to felix williams
Have you got a free ??
Yeah man, tracks ?
Yep.
by Agent yo momma November 29, 2021
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Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter
:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks
by colt2131 July 15, 2022
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Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.
‘Let’s play ring of fire

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’
by Loz.a July 22, 2022
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Ten track railroad

When you put ten small lines of coke on a womans toes, one line each toe, then proceed to do all ten
Im ready for anything, i just did a ten track railroad.
by PhilJCoul July 27, 2022
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Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022
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Grease the tracks

When you spray non-stick cooking oil on your ass hole before staking a shit so that the shit does not stick to your ass.
Before John went to take a dump, I had to help him grease the tracks.
by Blake-ayyyyy February 7, 2026
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