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Deep Taco

A large fat vagina that smells like cheese and oozes white creamy liquid when squeezed
Jeff got so drunk last night, he actually ate brenda's deep taco.
by Gonzo's Nose March 1, 2016
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Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.
James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!
by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013
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county taco

A dish made out of ramen with very little broth and either white bread or flour tortillas (if you're lucky!) It comes from having been in L.A. County jail, where ramen is available and is often put into white bread saved over from dinner, as a taco... Often consumed in greater numbers by the less of fortunate...
Man: "Honey, are you gonna cook dinner...?"
Woman: "Yes dear, it's county taco night."
Man: "Not again!"
Woman: "Then get a better paying job!!!"
by Kannudo April 2, 2010
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Death by Tacos

Consuming a massive amount of free bar tacos liberally dosed with liquid stupid, and shitting your guts out. Leading to a frantic trip to the ER where you die while sitting in the waiting room.

"Dude, Rick ate 20 tacos at the bar last night and shit his guts out. Died waiting in the ER."
Dude, Rick ate 20 tacos ate the bar last night and shit his guts out. He died waiting in the ER, death by tacos is some nasty shit.
by HC10 June 13, 2015
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taco adventure

"Tim" Yo Mike, wanna chill and watch the game?
"Mike" No can do bro, me and the boy are on a taco adventure tonight.
by YogDaddy July 21, 2017
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Sloppo Taco

A Hispanic person giving the meanest head around.
Luciana apparently gave Juan the best Sloppo Taco.
by boy big zai September 8, 2019
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Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow
1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.
by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017
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